Pittsburgh Dive Bar Talk
Pittsburgh Dive Bar Talk
When in peril and hard times, drinking beer makes it all better.
- TigerCoach12
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the ONLY immersive podcast in the mid-Atlantic states!
hosted by REAL
Alcohol Influencers
We're fictional characters, yet we're real. AND...
We're 730 pounds of podcast proclivity, 59 years of marriage with no divorces AND...
We're the hardest working podcast in four - count 'em four - states, Surinam, and Eritrea AND...
We're the Patron Podcast of Rainbow Lorikeets, Miniskirts, Baked Beans, Quality Footware, and Sourdough Bread,
AND...
We're the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere - half the planet!
Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
178 - Karma's Bite
Quotes of the Week
Alcohol Influence of the week:
“I cook with wine... sometimes I even add it to the food. "
– W.C. Fields
"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering."
- Steven Wright
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
Loyal friend, staunch critic of the Podcast, and generous benefactor
Greg J!!
is officially recognized as a
Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
We have a new Living Legend. Congratulations to Greg J. Long-time friend and former Pirates season ticket holder with Tiny. Greg has provided the show with some amazing cigars and overall commentary over the show’s life. Welcome to the exclusive club Greg!
Tiny hanging with Machine Head. He sure knows how to have a good time!
Feel Good Song of the Week.
Meme of the day
Don't have the time for a full episode? Check out what's in
Dear Tiny...
With 57 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
724-2655-2463
www.stellospizzeria.com
Tue-Sat 11:00am - 9:00pm
Sunday and Monday closed
October 26, 2026
The Prince evaluated a Pepperoni Pizza:
9 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
6 - Sauce
4 - Crust
5 - Topping Amount
7 - General Flavor
38 - Total Score
The crust looked good, but it was a workout for the jaw to chew. My other numbers may have been higher if I hadn't had a problem with the crust.
The Prince's Guest also rated a pepperoni pie:
9 - Appearance
8 - Cheese
6 - Sauce
6 - Crust
7 - Topping Amount
7 - General Flavor
43 - Total Score
The Superfans have challenged Tiny to his own games. Each week they play along on The Movie Game (5 points for the title, 1 point for the year it was released) and The Music Game (3 for the song title, 2 for the artist, 1 point for the release year).
Dive Bar Surveys
Final Results for last week's surveys...
Lots of great stories!
Jimmy from Raleigh, NC - Attended a World Series game as a guest of the Yankees including limo service, dinner in the owners' suite with a Yankee great and other celebrities, and great seats for the game.
Guru - Took a great trip to Sea World & pet the dolphins for hours & feed them & they splash ya on a HOT summer day as a kid in Aurora, Ohio!! So much Fun!! Sad they took Shammey away with that beautiful park.
Jane from Mars - Caught a sailfish on a fishing trip to Ft. Lauderdale. It was 8' long when I pulled it in, but has since grown to be an 11' marlin as the tale is retold. No tellin' how big it's gonna end up!
Charlie N. and Frank D. - Both wish they could have another great day at a Nascar Race or the Indy 500!
Acquired Tastes
Emily from Pittsbugh and Jeannie M W from McCandless - went from hating Brussels Sprouts to loving them. Funny how your tastes change when you grow up.
Nancy A - Learned to like tomatoes. As a kid, "I had to dump a lot of sugar on each slice to make it eatable or I had to stay at the table until I ate what I was given."
Jimmy from Raleigh, NC - developed a taste for collard greens.
Frank D, Tom M, Val B W, and everybody else - STILL hate what they hated as a kid and are glad to be all grown up so they never have to eat it again!
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Creepy Lustra
Dancing Gnome
Pale Ale - American
Been a while since I've had a Lustra, first ever Creepy Lustra... this was very good!
Earned the Pale as the Moon (Level 22) Badge
Cheers!🍻
Can purchased at Beer on 8
4.25 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, October 11, 2026
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Greg S.
Jason B.
Jim L.
Ollie T.
Coach Ed
Jeff W.
Tom M.
Bill S.
Rootstown Sue
Pittsburgh Sue
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Bamboo Bar and Beach, Cranberry Twp - Jane
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Cole's Tavern, Wexford - Chaz
Eddie's, Wall - GeorgeE.
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Lucky B's - Latrobe - George E.
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Rosecliff Tavern Monroeville - Jeannette
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Fisherman's Shack, Hudson - Bill A.
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - Schooner Wharf, Key West - Matt
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
NC - Player's Retreat, Raleigh - Le
NY - Rudy's, NYC - JJ Miller
OH - Dominick’s, Kent - Amy
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
SC - Quarterdeck, Myrtle Beach - Jeannette