Pittsburgh Dive Bar Talk
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When in peril and hard times, drinking beer makes it all better.
- TigerCoach12
The Prince of Pittsburgh
The Prince of Pittsburgh
Tiny - nekkid in a hotub
Tiny - nekkid in a hotub
hosted by REAL
Alcohol Influencers
We're fictional characters, yet we're real. AND...
We're 730 pounds of podcast proclivity, 57 years of marriage with no divorces AND...
We're the hardest working podcast in four - count 'em four - states and Surinam AND...
We're the Patron Podcast of Rainbow Lorikeets, Miniskirts, Baked Beans, and Quality Footware,
AND...
We're the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere - half the planet!
Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
This Week's Episode
This Week's Episode
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the ONLY immersive podcast in the mid-Atlantic states!
#151 - Clogged Toilet of Inefficiency
We are the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. That’s why we try to bring you the dive bar experience to wherever you consume this product! This week, your hosts have basketball stories for your pleasure. We continue Season 7 of Sequels and Sounds in the Movie and Music games. Some tight races to be sure. A very colorful edition of Would You Rather thanks to you, the viewers. Pam Bondi vs. Kristi Noem may be the best one we’ve ever had. How many of you contributed content to the show this week?...Awesome. Remember, tell ‘em where you got it and Aunt Flynnie sent ya!
(1:21) – “Always carry a bottle of whiskey in case of snakebite. Furthermore, always carry a small snake.” – WC Fields
(2:18) – Podcast Numerology: Give us your favorite athlete to wear the number 51. Is it Randy Johnson? Dick Butkus?
(4:46) – @newscientist Magazine Headlines:
1. Boosting the blood-brain barrier could avert brain damage in athletes.
2. The ancient goths were more diverse than we thought.
3. It is rare that opinions on T-Rex dinosaurs change so rapidly.
(7:26) – Caution: Flammable
(8:32) – How did you do in your basketball brackets? Better than Coach did, we’re pretty sure!
(9:24) – Hit and run hookups. Really?
(10:54) – Prince Huckamuck isn’t feeling the love from his dying father.
(11:36) – Surveys are up on our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com, or our Facebook page to participate.
(14:01) – Dear Tiny
1. How can I tell if my wife is hinting at a threesome?
2. My wife wants to help me with my problems, I’m not sure I can trust her. What do I do?
(18:17) – Basketball Diaries. Hoops stories from your hosts. Worth a listen.
(31:09) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week
1. A Cornell study found employees who are most impressed by corporate jargon score worse on tests of analytical thinking.
2. A 15-year old boy in Germany stole a bus to drive his 14-year old girlfriend to school.
(34:45) – The Movie Game
(40:12) – The Music Game
(43:09) – Argy Bargy. Coach announces a new segment about warning labels due to the stupidity of people.
(45:48) – Would You Rather. Pam Bondi vs. Kristi Noem. Great responses this week.
(55:02) – Samurai Chatter
1. All expenses paid, what country would you stay in for one year and why?
2. Groucho Marks quote
Quotes of the Week
" Always carry a bottle of whiskey in case of snakebite. Furthermore, always carry a small snake."
- W.C. Fields
"A man's only as old as the woman he feels."
- Groucho Marx
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
The Prince of Pittsburgh holding court from his throne on the North Side in preparation for the Pirates' Home Opener.
The Prince of Pittsburgh holding court from his throne on the North Side in preparation for the Pirates' Home Opener.
Letz Go Bucs!
Letz Go Bucs!
Don't have the time for a full episode? Check out what's in
Tiny's Shorts
Tiny's Shorts
Ollie T.
is officially inducted into the
Living Legends of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Loyal friend, unsung hero and integral part of the Podcast, working in the background without the recognition he so richly deserves, Ollie is long overdue for this life-enhancing honor.
We always get a kick out of his resonses to our 'Would You Rather', 'Hell's Half Acre', and 'Samurai Chatter' segments. In fact, he created the perfect depiction of the Spirit of Samurai Chatter - the graphic that introduces that segment in every episode. Many more of his original logos are on display at his comic book shop, Dawson's Geek Comics, in Hermitage, PA.
On top of all of this, he's an all-around great guy. As a huge supporter of the Girl Scouts, he even staged a Cookie-Comic event at his shop. Thanks, Ollie! We're lucky to have you. And we can tell by the delighted look on your face how much this recognition means to you!
Feel Good Song of the Day.
Meme of the Day
Meme of the Day
Dear Tiny...
With 57 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
The Prince of Pittsburgh's Perfect Pizza Quest
The Prince of Pittsburgh's Perfect Pizza Quest
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
1-339 Perry Hwy
Wexford, PA 15090
(412) 318-9800
www.sliceonbroadway.com
Open
Mon-Thurs 11 a.m.-9:00 p.m.
Fri & Sat 11 a.m.-10:00 p.m.
Closed Sunday
March 24, 2026
worst rating so far
The Prince evaluated a Pepperoni Pizza:
1 - Appearance
2 - Cheese
7 - Sauce
0 - Crust
3 - Topping Amount
6 - General Flavor
19 - Total Score
On the day I ordered for pick-up, they had taken more orders than they could handle. perhaps they are normally fine, but I have to rate based on my experience, which was horrible. Both pizzas were burned more than Joan of Arc.
The Prince's guest chose a pie with mushrooms, onions, and meatballs:
0 - Appearance
0 - Cheese
0 - Sauce
0 - Crust
2 - Topping Amount
0 - General Flavor
2 - Total Score!!!
The Superfans have challenged Tiny to his own games. Each week they play along on The Movie Game (5 points for the title, 1 point for the year it was released) and The Music Game (3 for the song title, 2 for the artist, 1 point for the release year).
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
NA Ninja vs Unicorn
Pieworks Brewing Co.
Non-alcoholic - IPA
This was fantastic. Great NA IPA. I wish I could get this in Pittsburg.
Earned the Low Gravity (Level 8) Badge
Cheers!🍻
Can
4.5 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, April 11, 2026
Previous Miller Time reviews of non-alcoholic beers: All In, Clausthaler IPA, Chug IPA, Disarm Hazy IA, Double Tasty NA IPA, Downshift NA IPA, Easy Dust, Fancy Line, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Freedom Amber, Galaxy Ripple, Ghost Haze, Indiewave, Just the Hae, Kolsch Style, Nostalgic Ski Lodge, Mash Gang, Oktoberfest, Partake, Self-Care Fresh Tropical IPA, Trail Pass Brewviza, Upside Dawn Golden, West Coast IPA
Dive Bar Surveys
Final Results for the last surveys...
If you were kidnapped, who do you hope would be coming to save you?
Which "Surf" would you pick for your "Surf and Turf"??
Thanks for Playing: Adelle C, Amy D-Mars, Ani\tsburgh, Callum-Pittsburgh, Charley N, Chaz, Dave D, Diane H B, DJ-Cleveland, Emily-Pittsburgh, Frank D, Guru, Jim-Grand Haven, Jimmy-Raleigh NC, Marek-Pittsburgh, Matt-Pittsburgh, Mia S L, Prince-Pgh, Rebecca, Robert S, Ryan W, Scott M, Susan C J, Tom M
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Ollie T.
Coach Ed
Jeff W.
Tom M.
Bill S.
Rootstown Sue
Pittsburgh Sue
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Bamboo Bar and Beach, Cranberry Twp - Jane
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Cole's Tavern, Wexford - Chaz
Eddie's, Wall - GeorgeE.
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Lucky B's - Latrobe - George E.
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Rosecliff Tavern Monroeville - Jeannette
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Fisherman's Shack, Hudson - Bill A.
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - Schooner Wharf, Key West - Matt
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
NC - Player's Retreat, Raleigh - Le
NY - Rudy's, NYC - JJ Miller
OH - Dominick’s, Kent - Amy
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
SC - Quarterdeck, Myrtle Beach - Jeannette
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