Pittsburgh Dive Bar Talk
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The Prince of Pittsburgh
The Prince of Pittsburgh
Tiny - nekkid in a hotub
Tiny - nekkid in a hotub
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We're fictional characters, yet we're real. AND...
We're 730 pounds of podcast proclivity, 59 years of marriage with no divorces AND...
We're the hardest working podcast in four - count 'em four - states, Surinam, and Eritrea AND...
We're the Patron Podcast of Rainbow Lorikeets, Miniskirts, Baked Beans, Quality Footware, and Sourdough Bread,
AND...
We're the most puzzling podcast in the northern hemisphere - half the planet!
Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
This Week's Episode
This Week's Episode
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and the ONLY immersive podcast in the mid-Atlantic states!
Don't worry - Tiny hasn't gone soft with his EAT. PRAY. LOVE. shirt. That's Jeffrey Dahmer's high school picture in the center.
166 - Le Magnifique
Welcome to PDBT, the only Category 5 podcast in the universe. We are the patron podcast for miniskirts, rainbow lorikeets, baked beans, sourdough bread and quality footwear. This week, your hosts have stories from elementary school. You may or may not be surprised to learn they are not all good. We also have the conclusion for Season 10 of the Music and Movie Games, a classic battle in Would You Rather and, we ask what is on your No Bucket List. What is something you won’t be doing anytime soon? Tune in for more and remember, tell ‘em where you got it!
(2:59) – Podcast Numerology: Le Magnifique is the easy answer to this one.
(7:10) – @NewScientist Magazine Headlines
1. Could we get the benefits of sleep without sleeping?
2. Global reach of fungal networks finally mapped.
3. Frozen squirrel scat is a DNA treasure trove.
(10:43) – Survey time. We have new ones posted for your pleasure. Head over to www.pghdivebartalk.com or our Facebook page to cast your vote and have your voice be heard.
(11:39) – Tiny weighs in on this week’s surveys.
(16:06) – Dear Tiny
(21:26) – Elementary school stories from both your hosts.
(31:44) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze presents Facts of the Week
1. Police are working to find a couple guilty of fornicating on the Ferris wheel at the Download Festival in England.
2. A Syracuse woman was given a $50 fine for running a red light during a funeral procession.
3. A sodomized gargoyle statue is creating controversy along the rooftops in Spain.
(36:09) – The Movie Game
(41:44) – The Music Game
(44:15) – Argy Bargy. Argy Bargy. Argy Bargy.
(50:31) – Would You Rather. Farrah Fawcett or Marilyn Monroe
(57:12) – Samurai Chatter
Quotes of the Week
“I only drink on two occasions: when I'm thirsty and when I'm not.”
- Brendan Behan
"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
- Steven Wright
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
The entire royal family on holiday in Cleveland. The highlight of the trip? A Bucco game, of course!!
Feel Good Song of the Day.
Meme of the day
Don't have the time for a full episode? Check out what's in
Tiny's Shorts
Tiny's Shorts
Dear Tiny...
With 57 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
The Prince of Pittsburgh's Perfect Pizza Quest
The Prince of Pittsburgh's Perfect Pizza Quest
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
Large Plain Pizza and Pints
1411 Duncan Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA 15237
(412)-364-4565
largeplaininc@gmail.com
Open
Mon-Thurs 10am-10 pm
Fri & Sat 10 am-11 pm
Sunday 11am-10 pm
July 29, 2026
The Prince evaluated a Pepperoni Pizza:
8 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
8 - Sauce
9 - Crust
8 - Topping Amount
8 - General Flavor
48 - Total Score
Sit down or take out, some nice specials if you eat in. (Like half price alcohol on Thursday!) The spicy pepperoni had some honey added if you like it sweeter.
The Prince's guest also chose a pie with pepperoni:
7 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
9 - Sauce
7 - Crust
9 - Topping Amount
8 - General Flavor
47 - Total Score
The Superfans have challenged Tiny to his own games. Each week they play along on The Movie Game (5 points for the title, 1 point for the year it was released) and The Music Game (3 for the song title, 2 for the artist, 1 point for the release year).
Dive Bar Surveys
Final Results for last week's surveys...
Frosted Flakes beat out its closest competitors. There was a 4-way tie for second place.
The rankings in order were:
Frosted Flakes
Cheerios (tie for #2)
Cinnamon Toast Crunch (tie for #2)
Cap'n Crunch
Fruit Loops
Grape nuts
Lucky Charms
Rice Krispies
Wheaties
Plus write-ins:
Fruity Pebbles (tie for #2)
Honey Nut Cheerios (tie for #2)
Cocoa Pebbles
Frankenberry
Golden Grahams
Grape nuts
Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
Raisin Bran Crunch
All in the Family edged out Columbo by a single point. It's hard to believe that The Rockford Files, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, and The Bob Newhart Show did not receive any votes at all! The rankings in order were:
All in the Faimly
Columbo
Happy Days
M*A*S*H
The Waltons
Sanford and Son
Jim from Grand Haven wants Taxi included and Susan C J won't let Mork and Mindy be forgotten.
Thanks for Playing: Amy-Mars, Ania-Pittsburgh, Ben H, Brian C, Charlie N, Clairess Rae C, Dave D, Debbie K G, Emily-Pittsburgh, Frank D, Guru, Jane-Mars, Jim-Grand Haven, Jimmy-Raleigh NC, Judy M, Marcia R R, Misty S P, Prince-Pgh, Rachel R, Randy B, Rebecca, Rosie P, Sandy H S, Sheri E, Susan B R, Susan C J, Tiny, Val B W, Vernon N,
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Nastro Azzurro 0.0% Senza Alcol
Birra Peroni
Non-alcoholic - Lager
Tastes ;ike a light, crispy boi.
Earned the Cheers to You! (Level 13) Badge
Cheers!🍻
Bottle purchased at Amici Italian Restaurant
3.5 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, June 12, 2026
Previous Miller Time reviews of non-alcoholic beers: All In, Clausthaler IPA, Chug IPA, Disarm Hazy IA, Double Tasty NA IPA, Downshift NA IPA, Easy Dust, Fancy Line, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Freedom Amber, Galaxy Ripple, Ghost Haze, Indiewave, Just the Hae, Kolsch Style, NA Ninja vs Unicorn, Nostalgic Ski Lodge, Mash Gang, Oktoberfest, Partake, Self-Care Fresh Tropical IPA, Trail Pass Brewviza, Upside Dawn Golden, West Coast IPA
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Jason B.
Jim L.
Ollie T.
Coach Ed
Jeff W.
Tom M.
Bill S.
Rootstown Sue
Pittsburgh Sue
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Bamboo Bar and Beach, Cranberry Twp - Jane
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Cole's Tavern, Wexford - Chaz
Eddie's, Wall - GeorgeE.
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Lucky B's - Latrobe - George E.
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Rosecliff Tavern Monroeville - Jeannette
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Fisherman's Shack, Hudson - Bill A.
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - Schooner Wharf, Key West - Matt
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
NC - Player's Retreat, Raleigh - Le
NY - Rudy's, NYC - JJ Miller
OH - Dominick’s, Kent - Amy
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
SC - Quarterdeck, Myrtle Beach - Jeannette
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