We're fictional characters, yet we're real. AND...
We're 720 pounds of podcast proclivity, 57 years of marriage with no divorces AND...
We're the hardest working, immersive podcast in four - count 'em four - states and Surinam AND...
We're the Patron Podcast of Microplastic Honeybees
Crack open a beer and you can listen to the same kind of crap that you hear in your local tavern. But this is free and there are no bar fights.
The Prince of Pittsburgh
When in peril and hard times,
drinking beer makes it all better.
- TigerCoach12
Tiny
The only Category 5 podcast in the universe and one of the few immersive podcasts in the mid-Atlantic states!
Welcome back to the only Category 5 podcast, PGH Dive Bar talk. Get your expert advice as your hosts now have 57 years of marriage experience under their belts. Hell’s Half Acre makes it’s second appearance on the show. And some more good ‘ol dive bar stories. Tell ‘Em where you got it!
(00:32) – This just in…Australia is not a US State.
(01:46) - @newscientist magazine
1. It’s hard to shake something we’ve been taught as hard truth for decades.
2. Greenland sharks live long without going blind.
3. Quantum Randomness is hard to understand and just as hard to generate.
4. Alternative periodic tables can change how we measure time.
5. Microplastics hamper the memories of honey bees.
(06:57) - Go to our website, www.pghdivebartalk.com for the new question. It’s How Pittsburgh Are You? It’s easy, just check each box to tell us how much of a Yinzer you really are.
(09:05) – Tribute to Ray
(12:06) – Dear Tiny
1. What advice do you have for a beginner looking to get into ATV riding?
2. My fiancé is a drunk that gets abusive and constantly asking for money. How can I salvage the relationship?
3. When my son has an impressive gift of prayer. How can I help him share his gift with the world?
(20:04) – More dive bar stories to include the Veranda Bar & Grill and good times in Man, West Virginia!
(28:38) – Transylvanian Brain Freeze
1. Manosphere influencers are telling young men to shave their eyelashes to appear more masculine.
2. Celiac sufferers can French kiss without fear of transferring gluten.
3. 70 contestants from 30 countries competing in the European Gull Screech. The winner.
(33:39) – The Movie Game
(38:18) – The Music Game
(42:50) – Argy Bargy. John Doe sues the NFL.
(44:45) - Hell’s Half Acre…Would You Rather with a twist. It’s Jessica Alba vs. Nancy Grace.
(50:20) – Samurai Chatter
1. Would you rather own a boat or a plane?
2. Would you rather be the worst player on a winning team or the best player on a losing team?
3. Would you rather be David Beckham or David Bednar?
4. Would you rather drink with Diddy or John Fetterman?
Yogi Berra quote
Quote of the Week
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did!"
- Yogi Berra
This Week at the Dive Bar*
* "Dive Bar" is like "Air Force One". If The Prince of Pittsburgh is there, it's the Dive Bar.
PDBT Living Legend Guru wants everyone to feel as good as David Lee Roth does while singing this song. Orwell was wrong about 1984. That's the year that this song was the soundtrack of the best times of our lives. That's why this mix of new-wave sparkle and classic rock aggression is our
Feel Good Song of the Day!
Rosie proudly wearing her colors on the court. I love the customization, Rosie! if a
Speaking of customization, I'm not sure if Greenville Dave's shirt was improved by tearing off the sleeves, but it sure does highlight those guns! Thanks, Dave!
In his never-ending desire to serve you, his loyal subjects, the Prince of Pittsburgh has mounted a quest for the holy grail of dive bar sustenance - the perfect pizza. Henceforth, The Prince will eat as much pizza required to make a comprehensive evaluation of the pies offered by bars, restaurants, and parlors in the four-state area of his domain. Six attributes will be evaluated on a 1-10 scale for a possible perfect score of 60.
The Prince of Pittsburgh hit the jackpot at this pizza joint - ice cold draft beer, lots of TVs playing lots of sports, great variety on the menu, and pizza that rang his bell!
The Prince evaluated a pepperoni pie:
8 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
7 - Sauce
9 - Crust
7 - Topping Amount
7 - General Flavor
45 - Total Score
I’ve liked this place for years, located adjacent to the Oakmont Country Club. Nice environment, friendly service, reasonable prices.
His guest also tried the pepperoni pizza
7 - Appearance
7 - Cheese
7 - Sauce
7 - Crust
9 - Topping Amount
8 - General Flavor
45 - Total Score
Dear Tiny...
With 57 years of marriage - and ZERO divorces - between them, Tiny and the Prince of Pittsburgh have seen and done it all! Now - for the first time - they are willing to share the secrets of their success in dating, love, marriage and living happily ever after. What puzzles you? They can show you the path to true happiness! Nothing is out of bounds. Have you ever wondered how to...? Go ahead and ask - they have the answers! Your real name will be kept private, and the best questions will be answered on the podcast. If you want to drop the fellas a note, feel free to leave it here.
Miller Time!
by Jim Miller - Living Legend of Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Disarm Hazy IPA
Go Brewing
Non-alcoholic - IPA
Best non-flavored IPA they make! I hope this is a regular offering!
Can
Cheers! 🍻
4 / 5 Bottle Caps!
Jim Miller, May 5, 2025
Previous Miller Time reviews of non-alcoholic beers: Clausthaler IPA, Downshift NA IPA, Free Wave Hazy IPA, Freedom Amber, Galaxy Ripple, Indiewave, Just the Hae, Kolsch Style, Self-Care Fresh Tropical IPA, Upside Dawn Golden, West Coast IPA
How Pittsburgh are You?
This time we're measuring how deeply Pittsburgh is embedded in your soul. It doesn't matter where you were born or where you live now. It doesn't matter who your parents are or where you went to school. If any of these traits can be applied to you, Pittsburgh is in your blood. You get one point for each one. Fill out the form and see where you fall among our other pals. Be sure to hit the Blue [Submit] button when you are done.
Scores so far:
Jon 22
Christian 21
Jim 21
Kevin 21
Zack 21
Jody 20
Prince 20
Craig 19
Bryan 18
Hyde 18
Lora 18
Jane 17
Chelsea 16
Living Legends of
Pgh Dive Bar Talk
Paul G.
Flip
George E.
Debbie
Rachel R.
Clayton G.
Jeff T.
Misty
Chaz
Sully
Jim Cox
GURU
Jeff D of Venice
Brian of York (Tommy Titters)
Roland
Cinrock Grimstone
New Castle Bob
Miller
Zelda
Mr. Harrelson
Prince Huckamuckf**k
Jane
Favorite Dive Bars
(Pennsylvania if not noted otherwise)
Albert’s, Dormont
Clyde & Patty’s, Harmar
Garvey’s, South Side
Jack’s, Southside
James Street Tavern, Turtle Creek, PA
JB’s, Curtisville
Kelly’s, East Liberty
Kimmies, Castle Shannon
Nancy's Tavern, West Middlesex, PA
New Moon Saloon, West Deer
Nico’s Recovery Room, Bloomfield
Our Gang's, Sharon
Ray’s Hotspot, Marienville
Sophie’s Saloon, Carrick
The Boro Bar, Edinboro
The Gateway, Richland Twp
The Hotel Bar, Edinboro
The Nightingale Inn, Hermitage
The Phyrst, State College
Woodpeckers, Upper Burrell
FL - Green Parrot, Key West
FL - Palace Saloon, San Fernando Beach
FL - Retreat Tavern, Tampa
FL - The Shipwreck, Clearwater Beach
MD - The Cork Bar, Ocean City
OH - Dominick’s, Kent
OH - Olde Dutch Mill, Lake Milton
OH - Tito's, Atwater
